Them 'Ask Me Anything' podcasts seem to be all the rage, don't they! But what happens when nobody asks you any bloody questions?
Welcome to the very first - and possibly only - (You Didn't) Ask Me Anything!
After finding a trustworthy random question generator online (at least, that's what I thought) I answer a bunch of progressively lacklustre questions the website wished to pose to me. These include:
Do you have any siblings?
What's the biggest personal change you've ever made?
Favourite day of the week?
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Do frogs have ears?
What's your favourite thing to do?
Plus loads more!
Also, be prepared for the final 20 minutes, as I descend into what could easily be described as a state of 'going off my rocker'. I lose control of what was supposed to be a fun, interesting, revealing natter, and plunge into a temporary state of psychosis through a separate personality.
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